Kidney for sale..

one of my jokes if we come up short in the financial planning of a project is that it is not a problem because we just sell a kidney. It was an idea i picked up from the illegal organ trade and the urban myths surrounding the subject (and we got 2 of them). It turns out to be legal in Iran to sell your kidney and the very serious economist suggests that more governments should allow the sale of kidneys to reduce the waiting list and the deaths of patients waiting for the essential blood scrubber.

it seems to be very successful in Iran although the street value of 2000-4000 USD is a bit disappointing. I always assumed 25K USD as the unit price; at 2K is going to take a lot of kidneys to close the gap on some of the projects and some teams weren't big enough to cover it and using 2 kidneys per team member is not good for the productivity..the cost of an office dialysis machine would have been prohibitive.

Since I am not one of the chromosomally challenged renting out my womb had never occurred to me and it turns out to be 6 times more dangerous than selling a kidney. The stuff you learn from the internet.

update by bert boerland: I closed the comments on this thread. After deleting some 100 comments of people who will sell their kidneys and their right arm, I decided to stop this nonsense!

inflation

damm price erosion

selling babys on the other hands is still... naaah...

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groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Sun, 26/11/2006 - 7:31pm |

20 year old,healthy student

20 year old,healthy student in london.looking to sell kidney.if interested email mattdemon_86@hotmail.co.uk.plz no time wasters.

By matthew james (not verified) at Sun, 21/01/2007 - 5:02pm |

are you for real?

this is not the ekidney-bay site you know.

btw, it seems you are for real?

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groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Sun, 21/01/2007 - 5:40pm |

kidney for sale

Just curious? Did you sell one? What was your highest offer?

By dave (not verified) at Tue, 29/05/2007 - 10:29pm |

Dear Sir/MadamI am 23 years

Dear Sir/Madam
I am 23 years old( female). I am Vietnamese.I want to sell my kidney.Please contact with me at: Moonchild_xmas84@yahoo.com
Thanks/Regards,

By kritsch-AVRO-lid (not verified) at Thu, 22/02/2007 - 8:33am |

kidneyforsale.com

oooh, now i really like to start a new business. be a broker in fresh kidneys.

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groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Thu, 22/02/2007 - 3:52pm |

I have a b+ kidney that i

I have a b+ kidney that i would sell im a 35 white male e mail at richncarman@yahoo.com

By kritsch-AVRO-lid (not verified) at Tue, 10/04/2007 - 5:12am |

KIDNEY NEEDED

hI I do not know what country anyone is in, different laws may be? My father is in need of a kidney type o positive blood. He does not wish to buy or sell a kidney that is illegal, but if someone is so kind to help him, his son will give a thank you money for the travel and loss wages and kindness of 2,000 usd. There is need to come to usa for the proceedure. For a altruistic aide.
you can contact me for details n.naseem@hotmail.com

By NEEMI (not verified) at Sun, 24/06/2007 - 10:00pm |

Selling my kidney

I am a 21 year old living in Prague, I am looking to sell my kidney due to heavy student debts, I am healthy, I do not smoke and i exercise regularly.

If interstd please contact me asap on onbolt85@yahoo.com

Thankyou.

Martin

By onbolt85 (not verified) at Mon, 12/03/2007 - 4:34am |

how many times [2]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

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groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Tue, 13/03/2007 - 5:28pm |

KIDNEY FOR SALE

I AM 30 YEARS OLD AND WANT TO SELL MY KIDNEY

By ONLY ME (not verified) at Tue, 13/03/2007 - 12:40pm |

how many times [1]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Tue, 13/03/2007 - 5:28pm |

My kidney can go for the right price.

I'm 47 had my first and last drink of alchohol at 19yrs. old and with a blood type of O+ I consider myself extreemly healthy. No diseases or allergies. Let's talk about it..."sirrobcentral@yahoo.com"

By Sir Rob (not verified) at Thu, 15/03/2007 - 11:54pm |

how many times [3]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Fri, 16/03/2007 - 5:32pm |

Waiting for kidney

I'm not so sure whether it's ok or not to sell a kidney. I had a
transplant 16 years ago from a cadavar kidney. I've been on dialysis
for 15 months now and would love to have a kidney but i sholdn't have
to buy one in order to live a normal life again! Why don't more people make it a point to donate when someone passes away - at least
something positive can come out of grief - if thats possible. What
about the people like me who are only 41 and on disability and not
working - how are we suppose to afford to BUY one?????? Did these
sellers ever consider "altruistic" donation???? That means a living
donor who donates to someone they don't kmow who is waiting out of the GODness of their heart???

By LORI (not verified) at Sun, 18/03/2007 - 12:00am |

how many times [4]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Sun, 18/03/2007 - 10:04am |

erm

yea ok, just mutilate ourselves for some one else whom probably will make jokes at our expense later... moolah talks beggars walk

By kritsch-AVRO-lid (not verified) at Thu, 12/04/2007 - 5:35am |

Hi I am willing to sell not

Hi I am willing to sell not just my kidney but my liver too. I am doing this for my daughter so she can be sent in a good school. please understand my cause.

-galitamo-

By galitamo (not verified) at Thu, 29/03/2007 - 5:25pm |

how many times [6]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Thu, 29/03/2007 - 8:24pm |

well anyone interested with

well anyone interested with my liver and kidney just email me at galitamo@yahoo.com

-thanks

By kritsch-AVRO-lid (not verified) at Tue, 10/04/2007 - 4:27am |

how many times [7]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Tue, 10/04/2007 - 12:14pm |

Desperate

I never realized that so many people are so desperate for money,
so desperate that they would sell one of their kidneys...

i thought of doing it once, but then it got me thinking...

what happens if my other kidneys fails.....

would you realy stake yor life for money...

By noname (not verified) at Wed, 11/04/2007 - 9:57am |

how many times [9]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Wed, 18/04/2007 - 8:16am |

iam a dr. , i offer kidney donors for a total cost of 100 000 $

you are sick and desperate , the solution lies in your hand . 100 000 $ is a cheap price for your life ,

By marco (not verified) at Tue, 17/04/2007 - 4:46pm |

how many times [8]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Tue, 17/04/2007 - 9:32pm |

i sell my kidney

sir i m srinivaas i have sell my kidney

By kritsch-AVRO-lid (not verified) at Sun, 22/04/2007 - 8:42am |

how many times[12]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Sun, 22/04/2007 - 9:43am |

give my kidney away

i am a 30 yo male,Chinese, blood group ab+, health, non drunker.

By wenc (not verified) at Fri, 27/04/2007 - 3:12pm |

how many times [14]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Fri, 25/05/2007 - 1:05pm |

45 years old male great

45 years old male great shape no drinker would conside donate kidney for right person for lost wage compensation of 40.000 usd. email me vgwilliamsonjr@yahoo.com

By BODADDY (not verified) at Mon, 03/09/2007 - 5:26am |

iam 19 years old white man ,i want to sell my kidney for 50 000$

if you are sick , you want to live ??? you want a kidney of a europian young man , a kidney that i kept in me safe from diseases ??? just call me and your problem will be solved for a very seductive price 60 000 $ , in the end iam a human and i care for other people . 89267351529

By donor for your honor (not verified) at Tue, 17/04/2007 - 5:26pm |

how many times [10]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Wed, 18/04/2007 - 8:16am |

Kidney for Exchange!

I can give a kidney or any other body organ in exchange for a chance to make an honest living. I know this post sounds twisted the first time you read it. It wont sound twisted the second time you think about it. Please write to me at Dying4Hug@Gmail.Com

I need a loan so that I can start any kind of work so that I can make a decent and honest living. I am open to suggestions (ideas of what kind of work) and relocation (to a country where pay is good so that the loan can be paid off in the shortest time).

I could have offered to sell the organ outright like other people who are already doing it. However, some people think that this is unethical, so I am ready to exchange it for work. I still don’t think it is unethical, but that's another discussion.

Thank you for your time.

By Dying4Hug (not verified) at Sat, 21/04/2007 - 1:23pm |

How may times [11]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Sun, 22/04/2007 - 9:13am |

I am willing to sell

I am willing to sell my kidney for $75,000
w/m, 37, healthy, no drugs/alcohol, o+
mrbailey@mail.com

By Dave (not verified) at Sat, 05/05/2007 - 3:45am |

How many times[12]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Mon, 07/05/2007 - 10:18am |

kidney for sale

This is a serious ad! I am willing to sell a healthy kidney to the best offer.
I am 48 years old, healthy, not drinking or using drugs.
My bloodtye O Pos.
I'm living in the Netherlands, Europe.
Price in included all medical expenses, flights and stay at hospital and/or hotel.
Please contact me at my email for your offer. Only serious reactions please!!

By Allan (not verified) at Fri, 11/05/2007 - 6:44pm |

How many times[13]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Fri, 11/05/2007 - 9:45pm |

We sell our kidneys

We are donating our kidneys. My wife and I are interested in help you but we need an economical help from you (at least US$ 200.000 each one). We are venezuelan professionals in perfect conditions. We are serious persons. We speak english

Our email: bolerosasca@gmail.com

By Luis (not verified) at Fri, 18/05/2007 - 10:57pm |

how many times [15]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Fri, 25/05/2007 - 1:05pm |

We are donating our kidneys

We are donating our kidneys. My wife and I are interested in help you but we need an economical help from you. We are venezuelan professionals in perfect conditions. We are serious persons.

Our email: bolerosasca@gmail.com

By Luis (not verified) at Fri, 18/05/2007 - 11:08pm |

how many times [16]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Fri, 25/05/2007 - 1:05pm |

Sell my body

I am a 18 years old male born and raised in France ( I can travel ). I am looking for ways to help people as well as make money for my family. I would be willing to donate my liver, so ALL MY BODY : kidney, hearts,lung .. to those who truly need it. Please write me at
Hermes13360@yahoo.fr

By Loic (not verified) at Sun, 20/05/2007 - 4:08pm |

how many times [17]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Fri, 25/05/2007 - 1:09pm |

Kidney for sale

Ehm, no kindey for sale, but can't I just sell the boat ?

By Ward! (not verified) at Tue, 22/05/2007 - 9:40pm |

how many times [18]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Wed, 13/06/2007 - 9:43am |

24 year indian with good health

A1+ve blood group
non-smoker, non-alcholic, with good health in tamilnadu , india willing to donate my kidney for money due to my money problem. i am a male . contact : dinesh.vk25@gmail.com

By ganapathy (not verified) at Tue, 29/05/2007 - 4:28pm |

how many times [19]

how many times do I have to tell you, this is not sell-a-kidney.com! It was a joke!

--
groets, bert boerland

By bertboerland at Wed, 13/06/2007 - 9:43am |

kidney for sale

I have a fully functional healthy kindey for sale to the highest bidder. You may choose either one. Start bidding at 100,000 $ U. S. Donor is a white male in excellent health, blood type is O neg. I have given over 8 gallons of blood and have been tested many times and i know I am HIV FREE, NO drugs, NO drinking, NO smoking
Buyer to pay ALL costs in advance in U. S. dollars including but not limited to passport, shots, travel to and from, a per diem each day starting the day I leave and till I return home, hotel room, hospitial tests and sugery and recovery room and all charges inclluding all recovery charges back in the states and all charges due to all other recovery from any and all complications . Sugery to be done in the Philippines if possable.
for more info e-mail me at leewalt@powerbank.net

By sparky (not verified) at Wed, 13/06/2007 - 6:57am |