//ebay goes bananza; uit de categorie "weird" nu:
Is this you? Nerdy? Creepy? Alone? Don't have a girlfriend? Do your other imaginary friends mock you incessantly for your total lack of female companionship, love, acceptance, or even casual human contact? What if there were a simple kit that would silence the piercing voices and echoed braying laughter of your detractors once and for all? Well until there is, you can fend off their scathing retributions with this: Imaginary Friends - Instant Girlfriend®!

(zie //ebay)
instant girly, just add water. sure, en daarna begint het gezeur...